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RESEARCH & DEPLOYMENT Pinstripe Rugby
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Rate Limited Tee
$44.00 USD

HELPDESK OPS Work Jacket
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ALPINE RESEARCH DIVISION Rugby
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Detail from supplied source image
PODIUM READY (BETA) Tee
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Detail from supplied source image
SLALOM OPS Jacket
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Detail from supplied source image
NORDIC TELEMETRY Crewneck
Pricing pending
Detail from supplied source image
ICE CIRCUIT / RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Navy Bib
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Detail from supplied source image
LOW-KEY / HIGH VISIBILITY Tote — Black
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Detail from supplied source image
Navy Cap — Winter Games
Pricing pending
Detail from supplied source image

RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Loading Bar
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RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Plain Back
Pricing pending
Detail from supplied source image

QUANTUM AI Long Sleeve — Innovations
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SEAMLESS PERFORMANCE* Coach Jacket
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QUANTUM DESIGN CO. Waveform Long Sleeve
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QUANTUM Waveform Long Sleeve
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Striped Laurel-Crest Rugby
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Navy Track Pants
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Detail from supplied source image
Research & Deployment Co. Rugby — Blue Lettering
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Detail from supplied source image
Research & Deployment Co. Graphic Tee
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Detail from supplied source image
Low-key Tote — Blue
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Detail from supplied source image


Officially Unintelligent Tee
$44.00 USD

Agentic Hoodie
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dont Prompt me Cap
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AGI Hoodie
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Super intelligent Hoodie
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"Responsible AI" Cap
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"Special Ops" Jacket
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Cooked Cap
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The Last Frontier Jacket
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S3XY Hoodie
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Takeoff Tote
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Blackhole Tote
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Think Diffrent Notebook
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Officially Unintelligent Crewneck
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ALIGNMENT Tee
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QUANTUM AI Tee
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ALPINE RESEARCH DIVISION Hoodie — Chest Detail
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ICE CIRCUIT / RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Black Panel
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LOW-KEY / HIGH RISK Tote — Cream
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High Hallucinator Tee
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TRUST MAY NOT BE ADVISED Tee
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RESEARCH & DEPLOYMENT Pinstripe Rugby
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Cream pinstripe rugby design with large RESEARCH & DEPLOYMENT lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Rate Limited Tee
$44.00 USD
For days when you’ve hit your limit.
A heavyweight black tee with a mineral-washed finish and a relaxed, boxy fit. Small white High Inference wordmark at the front. Rate Limited statement at the back.
Details
- 100% cotton, 275 gsm (8.1 oz)
- Relaxed boxy fit with drop shoulders
- Printed on demand using DTG
The mineral wash can vary slightly between garments. Choose your size using the provider’s garment measurements below; 1–3 cm differences may occur.
Care
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 24.41 | 62 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.98 | 66 | 26.77 | 68 | 27.56 | 70 |
| Shoulder | 22.44 | 57 | 23.23 | 59 | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 |
| Chest | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 | 26.38 | 67 | 27.17 | 69 |
| Sleeve length | 9.84 | 25 | 10.24 | 26 | 10.63 | 27 | 11.02 | 28 | 11.42 | 29 |

HELPDESK OPS Work Jacket
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Navy work-jacket design with HELPDESK OPS chest lettering and a crest, SEAMLESS PERFORMANCE lettering and VIBE CODING sleeve text.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

ALPINE RESEARCH DIVISION Rugby
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Three alternative rugby artwork designs are shown: horizontal stripes, vertical pinstripes and a large-panel design. They are separate studies, not selectable variants. A hoodie pictured alongside a rugby is a separate source garment.
Three alternative ALPINE RESEARCH DIVISION rugby designs: a large front-panel and 00 back composition, a folded horizontal-stripe circle-mark version, and a vertical-pinstripe small-lettering version. The large-panel version reads SEAMLESS PERFORMANCE* / *IN A CONTROLLED DEMO at the back.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

PODIUM READY (BETA) Tee
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Cream tee design reading PODIUM READY (BETA), with a progress-bar motif.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

SLALOM OPS Jacket
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Black jacket design with SLALOM OPS back lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

NORDIC TELEMETRY Crewneck
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Blue crewneck design with a chest graph and NORDIC TELEMETRY lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

ICE CIRCUIT / RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Navy Bib
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Navy hoodie design with a large light-outlined back bib reading ICE CIRCUIT / RATE LIMITED / TRY AGAIN.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

LOW-KEY / HIGH VISIBILITY Tote — Black
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Black tote design reading LOW-KEY / HIGH VISIBILITY.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Navy Cap — Winter Games
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Navy cap with a small front emblem in the supplied Winter Games collection design.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Loading Bar
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Navy hoodie design with RATE LIMITED lettering above a segmented loading bar at the back.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Plain Back
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Black hoodie design with plain RATE LIMITED lettering at the back.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

QUANTUM AI Long Sleeve — Innovations
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Long-sleeve design with QUANTUM INNOVATIONS chest lettering and a blue-and-white waveform over a grid at the back.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

SEAMLESS PERFORMANCE* Coach Jacket
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Black coach-jacket back design reading SEAMLESS PERFORMANCE* and *IN A CONTROLLED DEMO.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

QUANTUM DESIGN CO. Waveform Long Sleeve
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Navy long-sleeve design with a Q chest mark, QUANTUM DESIGN CO. lettering and a blue-and-white waveform at the back.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

QUANTUM Waveform Long Sleeve
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Navy long-sleeve design with a geometric chest mark, QUANTUM lettering and a broad blue-and-white waveform at the back.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Striped Laurel-Crest Rugby
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Cream-and-navy striped rugby design with a black collar and a small laurel-and-circle chest emblem.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Navy Track Pants
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Navy track-pants design shown in the supplied outfit composition.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Research & Deployment Co. Rugby — Blue Lettering
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Cream pinstripe rugby design with blue Research & Deployment Co. chest lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Research & Deployment Co. Graphic Tee
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Black tee design with Research & Deployment Co. lettering and a circular graphic.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Low-key Tote — Blue
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Blue tote design with Low-key lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Officially Unintelligent Tee
$44.00 USD
White High Inference wordmark at the front. Officially Unintelligent statement at the back.
Black mineral-washed tee in 100% cotton, 275 gsm (8.1 oz), with a relaxed boxy fit and drop shoulders. Printed on demand using DTG.
The mineral wash can vary slightly between garments. Choose your size using the provider’s garment measurements below; 1–3 cm differences may occur.
Care
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 24.41 | 62 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.98 | 66 | 26.77 | 68 | 27.56 | 70 |
| Shoulder | 22.44 | 57 | 23.23 | 59 | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 |
| Chest | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 | 26.38 | 67 | 27.17 | 69 |
| Sleeve length | 9.84 | 25 | 10.24 | 26 | 10.63 | 27 | 11.02 | 28 | 11.42 | 29 |

Agentic Hoodie
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Cream hoodie illustration with a small Agentic chest wordmark.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

dont Prompt me Cap
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Navy cap illustration reading dont Prompt me, preserving the supplied spelling and capitalization.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

AGI Hoodie
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Black hoodie illustration with tonal AGI chest lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Super intelligent Hoodie
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Sand hoodie illustration with Super intelligent chest lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

"Responsible AI" Cap
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Charcoal cap illustration with the exact quoted phrase "Responsible AI".
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

"Special Ops" Jacket
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Olive jacket illustration with the exact quoted phrase "Special Ops" on one sleeve.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Cooked Cap
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Navy cap illustration with Cooked front lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

The Last Frontier Jacket
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Navy jacket illustration with The Last Frontier sleeve lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

S3XY Hoodie
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Cream hoodie illustration with S3XY chest lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Takeoff Tote
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Natural-color tote illustration reading Takeoff.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Blackhole Tote
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Charcoal tote illustration reading Blackhole.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Think Diffrent Notebook
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Notebook illustration reading Think Diffrent; the original supplied spelling is preserved.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

Officially Unintelligent Crewneck
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These images show alternative artwork and color studies, not selectable variants or confirmed views of one finalized design.
Navy and black crewneck design studies with OFFICIALLY UNINTELLIGENT lettering and a snowflake mark. Sleeve wording differs between the supplied alternatives.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

ALIGNMENT Tee
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Blue-gray tee design with a small outlined waveform chest graphic and ALIGNMENT lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

QUANTUM AI Tee
Pricing pending
These images show alternative artwork designs, not selectable variants or confirmed front and back views of one finished garment.
HIGH INFERENCE and QUANTUM AI tee designs, shown in tonal graphic and serif compositions.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

ALPINE RESEARCH DIVISION Hoodie — Chest Detail
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Navy hoodie chest design reading ALPINE RESEARCH DIVISION and WINTER GAMES LAB • ICE CIRCUIT.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

ICE CIRCUIT / RATE LIMITED Hoodie — Black Panel
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Black hoodie design with a small dark back panel reading ICE CIRCUIT / RATE LIMITED / TRY AGAIN.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

LOW-KEY / HIGH RISK Tote — Cream
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Cream tote design with blue LOW-KEY and HIGH RISK / LOW VISIBILITY lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

High Hallucinator Tee
Pricing pending
These images show alternative artwork designs, not selectable variants or confirmed front and back views of one finished garment.
Alternative tee designs with HIGH HALLUCINATOR / AI OFFICIAL lettering and waveform or diagnostic graphics. LOW SIGNAL / HIGH CONFIDENCE appears where shown.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.

TRUST MAY NOT BE ADVISED Tee
Pricing pending
Charcoal tee placement with the supplied HIGH INFERENCE skull-and-circuit artwork and TRUST MAY NOT BE ADVISED lettering.
Design concept. Final artwork and production details pending; orders are not open.